Q. Which china emperor is blind?
A: kang xi (can't see)
Q. Who have been around longer? KFC or McDonald's?
A. KFC. Coz 'mai dang lao' is shu shu (uncle), Kfc is ye ye (grandpa)
Q: why batman always feels painful???
A: in Chinese...batman is call Bian Fu Sia (painful sia)
Q: One day, a black and white cat walked together down the street..
Then they saw a puddle... The black cat jump over it
but the white cat missed and fell into the puddle...
what did the black cat tell the white cat next?
A. Meow (cats can't talk )
Q. Why didn't hello kitty answer Xiao ding dang when he asked her questions?
A. because hello kitty got no mouth...
Q. if hello kitty got mouth and answered Xiao ding dang, why Xiao ding dang bochup her?
A. Because Xiao ding dang got no ears...
Q: What did sushi A from new york say to Sushi B when they met each other at singapore?
A. Wasabi.............Wat's up B
Q: Who picks up the ba zhang?
A: xiang long (xiang long shi ba zhang)
Q: Whats the heaviest noodle in the world?
A: WanTon Mee (One Tonne Mee)
Q: Whos the heaviest man in the world?
A: The person who ate the wanton mee.
New Arrivals in Heaven r comparing stories on how they died..
1st woman:I froze to death
2nd woman:I had a heart attack, i suspected my husband was cheating, so i came home early to catch him. I found him alone, but i was sure there was a woman there somewhere. I ran all over to house looking, from the attic to the basement, in every closet and under every bed. Finally i kneeled over, dead.
1st woman:Too bad u didn't look in the freezer - we'd both still be alive.
lOl. that's all for now. *smiles
-pEiShi-
